Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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Guardian Fangirl

A girl who will do anything to defend her favorite character.
Person #1: Why is she always so aggressive whenever someone trash talks *insert name*?
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020
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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 03, 2024
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Overseers guardian

A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81
Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian
by Sans from fallout 4 February 21, 2023
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Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.
Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.
by Green Pill December 31, 2019
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green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!
by Cuntyalishous January 08, 2024
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