Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

Zarney Barney

A term used during a rage of excitement.

Did you hear about the Zarney Barney Sex Chamber? I heard it's going to be pretty Zarney Barney!

by Dylan Smets January 27, 2021

barney rubble

rhymes with trouble - Cockney rhyming slang.

Stop muckin' about or theres gonna be barney.

He got into some barney last night.

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

Barney purple

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

Barney Error

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by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

Barney Arms

Someone who has short arms like a Tyranasauras Rex.

When the bill comes at a restaurant and the person you are with has arms that are too short and they can't reach their pocket to get money out to pay.

by Lu'cious Starr March 6, 2004

Purple Barney

I very potent strain of marijuana. Not quite as distinctly colored as some other purple strains, but has the same potentcy and similiar smell

I just bought some really dank purple barney from joe.

by soocersway2cool August 9, 2008