A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
Get the Bachelor Discmug. When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.
Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.
Pete- On yer own again now then?
Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
Pete- On yer own again now then?
Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
by gimpshoe May 6, 2018
Get the bachelor's cuppa soupmug. Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
“Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
Get the Gentleman Bachelormug. by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024
Get the Bachelor Padmug. Meaning: Simple or meager food of the type supposedly eaten by a bachelor who cannot or does not cook well. It implies a lack of culinary effort or sophistication.
Example Usage: "After his wife left for the weekend, John resigned himself to a diet of bachelor's fare: cold beans straight from the can and buttered toast."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
Get the bachelor's faremug. by vinconist July 2, 2021
Get the Bachelor boymug. Bachelor Locked
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
by funnywordle August 14, 2025
Get the Bachelor Lockedmug.