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counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad
Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!
by Cjstew October 6, 2021
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no offense

Term which is used after a sentence which was obviously meant to cause harm to someone.
Chris: Hey, what's up you dirty, ugly ass motherfucker! Hope your mother gets burnt on a stake. Dirty whore she is.

Chris: No offense, though.

Lenn: What the fuck?
by io;kj January 15, 2021
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Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011
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Offense

No. It's not a matter of offense.
Hym "No, you're using the word 'offense' to try to frame my reaction as hypocrisy and you're doing it to justify your own behavior. 'I'm doing this because you have a stance on "offense" that I disagree with, therefore, I'm allowed to "offend" you as much as I want. Because if you get offended the you're a hypocrite and my position is validated.' That's what you're really doing and your doing it because you're not smart enough to actually win the argument. Or even actually agrue you point. You're brains are dumb and mine are smart... And extra fuildy... But yeah... The only correlation between intelligence and gas station work is an inverse one."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Offensive wealth

One who uses an affluent disposition to excuse and/or justify a condescending nature.
“I find her authoritarian perspective to be uncouth and vulgar and her offensive wealth to be a great imposition. Yikes. Her wealth is frightening.”
by Jaythereal December 14, 2022
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passive offensive

1) To say things or act in such a way as to offend, without being directly offensive. 2) indirectly offensive
Wearing punk rock style clothing to a luncheon is so passive offensive!
by Paul & this girl December 4, 2017
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Offensive

when someone wants to spell Offensive they cant because dj is a moron
by woolf mr November 27, 2021
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