thanksgiving turkey

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.

Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!

by GUY091 September 5, 2006

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.

Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources

by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010

thanksgiving

when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey

after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

thanksgiving pussy

first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.

then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it

instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.

by crustynraunchy January 7, 2008

Bulgarian Thanksgiving

When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.

Serves 4-6.

Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?

Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.

Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!

Studio Audience: AWWWWW!

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

Thanksgiving

A holiday to celebrate everything we're grateful for. Like killing off the majority of a once great people and turning their beautiful continent into a shopping mall. After eating one hella big meal, we get drunk and head over to the local mall for black Friday. That's where we cut off a five year old girl's arm to get to the doll that she was reaching for. Sodomizing a big bird with some bread crumbs is a dinner staple.

Bob: Happy Thanksgiving my dude!
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 21, 2018

Russian Thanksgiving

A cocktail invented by B. Ramsey in the fall of 2010 consisting of equal parts Wild Turkey 101 and any shelf vodka and a splash of cranberry.

Man, those Russian Thanksgivings we had last night totally fucked me up!

by ilike806 December 18, 2012