testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

serial-texter

someone who's very outgoing online but shy in real life

i'm a serial-texter

by karl739 August 13, 2019

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

teste

Highly sencitive object located in a mans ball sack "aka" nuts, scrote, satchel,ie.

Ouch i sat on my testie

by josh April 29, 2003

teteh

someone who is bouncy,buubley,always full of life and oh so hyperactive

she was bouncing around like a teteh

by ALLABOUTME December 27, 2007

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020