Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans
Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!
by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021
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A Guy going to the kingdom of god to fight well god.
Guy 1: Nooooooooo technoblade died.
Guy 2: Nyet. he is going to the kingdom of god to fight god.
by MaximusUNOREVERSEBITCH July 3, 2022
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A youtuber who played the largest prank on his viewers by getting one of his siblings to call him Dave, even though his name is Alex. he had stage 4 cancer an passed away from it on July 1st, 2022. he was also known as the Blood god.

Technoblade also stated that he was going to be fighting God/The gods.
Random person: Do you remember technoblade?
Another Person: Yea.
Same person screams: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
by My_Name_Iz_Blu July 25, 2022
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The most incredible human to walk this earth, a legacy so immortal we remember him with his own phrase:
Technoblade never dies.
A man of a million kills, potatoes, and nerds willing to give the world to him. Even if he’s gone to rest, there is always quiet before the storm and the blood god can and will never die.
A king amoungst nerds.

Thank you Alex, for being a part of my life.
#TechnobladeNeverDies!
Technoblade the first worst thing to happen to cancer
The second worst thing to happen to orphans
The number one potato farmer
And the best thing to happen to us
So long king
by TechnobladeNeverDies <3 December 18, 2022
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