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Tessa

11 year old infant with extreme river fetishes. She enjoys emotionally destroying males and taking inappropriate pictures of her siblings. If you see Tessa, sprint away or she shall cast a river spell on you.
by LaurenceGrand82 November 2, 2020
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Tessa

A girl with a monstourous cock
A Tessa is a flightless thing that inserts into Effies vaginal hole
by Bockuscreamcheese123 February 7, 2024
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Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”
by Hotdogz August 6, 2022
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Tessa

A girl who is from Rwanda and just amazes you with her beauty.
Her gyatt is extremely large, gosh lots of SURFACE AREA!
She is a girly who is sweet, kind and innocent but is she? Her baby doll face makes you stop in ur tracks!
Tessa is someone who listens and agrees and makes you feel comfortable. WE LOVE TESSA!
Tessa jeeez get that gyatt outa my way!
Tessa you are perfection.
Hey guys isn’t Tessa wifey material?
by yeezyforever February 6, 2025
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Tessa Tickle

A really bad name if you ask me. Who even has tickle as a last name? Even worse then Testi Ticulla
by abc chicken August 10, 2025
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Tessa the tank engine

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023
mugGet the Tessa the tank enginemug.

Tessa

an annoying, disgusting person usually a girl who is tall and has dark hair.
Why would you do that? your acting like a Tessa.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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