The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.
Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.
by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011

by Spooderdude03 January 12, 2018

by ribt December 7, 2020

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.
Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On
by foug January 11, 2005

by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2023

What everyone around the world hears from the Mobster in Chief when he can’t risk saying some sleazy, lawless thing himself.
You’ll get everything you need, my man, but if you’re really gonna move forward with it, you gotta talk to Rudy for the details!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2019

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.
by Ruby Crab June 28, 2016
