Stormy Taco

All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"

by Oracular11 January 3, 2015

secret taco

Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.

Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.

Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.

Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.

by Asparaguest February 23, 2017

glossy taco

Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.

Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by jonesie2476 July 30, 2017

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Taco Bell

The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom

Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell

by Donald Mconald November 13, 2016

Taco Boat

Another name for a Latinas vagina.

Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!

by Sambiase January 9, 2018

Taco Dwell

When you eat way too much at Taco Bell, to the point of feeling guilty. Subsequently, you immediately start reflecting on how poor your diet is, and how you're going to make better life choices and be healthy next time. Gyms, salads, and lots of water are in your near future. But you're a realist, and you know you'll be back in the Bell's greasy arms before too long.

Shit, I just had 2 chicken chalupas, 3 Doritos tacos, and 4 cheesy gordita crunches! I'm experiencing a little Taco Dwell over here...

by ross sauce February 14, 2017