turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes

Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross

by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010

tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

D33NO TUBE

Teenager who makes funny great videos and plays football/soccer/footy

D33NO TUBE/D33NO is so funny

by D33NO TUBE FAN PAGE February 20, 2022

Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.

Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.

by White Castle lover February 11, 2014

Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.

Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

by Hurnia January 28, 2007