Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.
Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.
by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017
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Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
by WillyTheWankTank August 07, 2023
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lint torpedo

Lint rolled up between the butt-cheeks.
"Dude...I'm in there like a lint torpedo!"
by )2629326( May 19, 2017
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topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off
i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there
by ustef October 19, 2011
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Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.
by Dirtysancheztorpedo April 03, 2016
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torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole
Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf
by Torpedo loaf November 23, 2015
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Twat Torpedo

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!
by Linda Bonita April 11, 2021
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