Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Theater Fever

similar to baby fever; when one longs to be on stage doing a production

person a: aww man i really wanna be in a play rn
person b: it sounds like you got mad theater fever homie.

by cutebutnotcuddly July 28, 2021

Operating theater

A woman's butthole, especially when presented for examination or cleanliness.

"Well let's see your operating theater, then. How clean is it?"

by Big gay johnny sanf June 21, 2021

movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018

alabama movie theater

When a person buts a tarp out and puts a projector on it while tyler fucks his sister

Hey Mariah wanna have a Alabama movie theater???

by Tyler’s mom November 7, 2018

eco-theater

Something that is supposed to help the environment but actually is just to make consumers feel like they're doing SOMETHING and often causes more harm that help. Example - the plastic straw bans where straws make up 0.03% of ocean plastic pollution whereas commercial fishing nets make up 46% - but we ban straws which many disabled people need.

Straw bans are total eco-theater for ableist people.

by kytyn July 29, 2018