lag theater

One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.

Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town

by tomschase November 24, 2013

magic's theater

The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.

"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"

by Safaridacatnipdealer July 15, 2020

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

theater enhanced cycling

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next

I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about

by Jesus Super Freak December 12, 2016

Dream Theater

Mid

Dream Theater Is mid

by Dylangamer1337 October 25, 2023

Young actors theater

A theater-obsessed cult for dorks in the age range of 6-14 in the northern Virginia area.

Oh, you’re in young actors theater? You mean with those creeps Calla, Gypsy, John, and that hot guy Josh? That’s lit fam.

by Humongous chungus November 16, 2019

Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024