Robin's Song

The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)

Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."

I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...

"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets

by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

Buffer Song

A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla

Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient

by bkn March 3, 2014

song whore

one who is incapable of listening to a whole song

"drop the ipod.. you song whore"

"the rest of this song is crap.. im such a song whore"

by magnon October 22, 2008

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012

catchy song

It's the kind of song which are easy to remember and the lyrics and rhythm stays on your mind.

This is a catchy song, I'm addicted to it.

by Ronald Mackenzie January 1, 2016

Radio Song

A song that you would listen to if it came on the radio, but wouldn't go as far as to add it to your iPod/listen to on purpose.

Dave: Ah man you gotta listen to this U2 song I just heard!
-listens to song-
Gio: Meh, it's good but it's a radio song.

by franko8989 March 7, 2009

No No Square Song

Stop! Don't touch me there. This is my no no square!

No No Square song is appropriate.

by S77 January 8, 2020