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Toaster bath

Hey baby do you wanna come over and commit toaster bath

Omg yeas make sure you’ve got two toasters
by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 18, 2019
mugGet the Toaster bathmug.

Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty
Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?
by Darkace January 17, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.
"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"
by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012
mugGet the toaster facemug.

Dinamo toaster

Dinamo toaster (on Croatian Dinamo toaster) is a person that is acting trying to act "quirky", most commonly drinking monster energy drinks, is a pansexual lesbian binary non-binary asexual military vehicle, most likely dyed her hair multiple times in several colors, "has depression", barks at people, hangs out in large groups in public spaces, probably unironically believes in witchcraft and zodiac signs and might even watch too much anime. It is also very likely that members of the mentioned group have been trying to infiltrate political discourse but very unsuccessfully, as they are quite uneducated. Sometimes they can also be spotted wearing cat/bunny ears while playing loud music (commonly rap, rock....). They also get influenced by other subcultures such as punks, skins, metalheads, etc. They talk about their hatred towards pedophilia, yet they do get into "special contact" with people much older than them.

The term has origins in Zagreb, Croatia. Namely, Dinamo is a name of a famous Zagreb football team. Dinamo fan shop has been selling a product they named "Dinamo toaster" (toaster), it is just a regular toaster with Dinamo theme on it. It has been inspired by the "attack helicopter" meme. Any member of the LBGT community that cannot define their gender can be called a "Dinamo toaster" as an insult.

It is a pejorative term for people described above. If you want to insult "woke and alt" people like that, just yell to them "Dinamo toasters!"
Example 1:
Person 1: "Let's go to džamija (a public space in Zagreb)!"
Person 2: "No, those damn Dinamo toasters are hanging out there again."
Person 1: "Well we can throw rocks at them if you want to."
Person 2: "When are we going?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is there so much trash?"
Person 2: "Oh, there were Dinamo toasters partying here yesterday."
Person 1: "Do they have any respect towards the place they live?"
Person 2: "No, they are Dinamo toasters."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Hey, wanna hang out?"
Person 2: "Sure, with who are we going with?"
Person 1: "With Emily."
Person 2: "Ew, she is such a Dinamo toaster..."
Person 1: "Hey, don't misgender Emily! Respect Emilys' pronouns, they/them and xie/xiu!"
Person 2: *sigh*
by Pigeon enthusiast February 6, 2021
mugGet the Dinamo toastermug.

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020
mugGet the toaster stroodlemug.

Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.
Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men
by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023
mugGet the Toaster Dippingmug.

toaster buns

A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.
Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!
by BabyBoiHands May 16, 2020
mugGet the toaster bunsmug.

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