by HilltopMal September 11, 2023
1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.
Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.
by beechbum March 30, 2011
by Llcoolbae July 06, 2018
A force which sways one to act in a way one would not normaly act... usually after the copious consumption of beers.
"I was beer pressured to... take my pants off at the Bar Mitzvah" and run while singing "danger zone"...
by Velocian69 September 26, 2009
The 'Cock of Pressure' is something that is often choked on when someone is playing a game and is on the verge of winning, however that person never wins, because they are choking on the 'Cock of Pressure'
by iCaptain-Obvious March 31, 2011
Ever wondered how it will feel like ejaculating but nothing coming out?
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*
"No more toilet paper? Fuck!!! I need to cum so badly!!! Oh there's a Q-Tip right there. (Installed Q-Tip). Oh yeah aahhh, it feels so good. Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."
He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."
He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!
by What Boner? July 12, 2011
The pressure you get from people who nag at you all day to do what your peers do to relieve stress and some of that pressure.
He smoked weed all day every day with his friends to relieve the peer pressure he felt from his parents giving him shit all day.
by Crushereagle February 26, 2010