by Brygan January 27, 2024
Get the Kinky ostrichmug. One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021
Get the Ostrichedmug. When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
by DahWorm July 7, 2016
Get the The Ostrichmug. The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016
Get the The Ostrichmug. Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016
Get the naughty ostrichmug. a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.
much like ostriches lay eggs.
much like ostriches lay eggs.
by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024
Get the ostrich codedmug. The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.
by breaking benjamin November 25, 2013
Get the the ostrich dancemug.