All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
by Dirty Gomez April 06, 2021
she is just simply the best. she really wants to find love but every person she likes starts dating or liking someone else. her biggest insecurity is her butt. she has a great butt but with time she has been fooled to think boys love her for something more than that and getting hurt. making her doubt if she has any other qualities at all. but despite all this she is another level of greatness. she is funny and actually really pretty. she is the one person you can really trust and she will forever be there for you. just don’t fuck things up with her because when she is done she is done. you will always find her looking at memes or hanging with friends. if you know any sofia gomez... that’s a keeper.
by madperson666 November 10, 2019
Naomi Gomez is one of the weirdest people you will ever meet.she gives off fun vibes but the type that makes you want to be around her all the time.she might play around a lot but she is very smart and out going,she gets distracted very easily but once she is focused she can do anything she desires . Naomi is a wonderful person she is extremely kind but she is not the one you want to mess with because she will Do anything it takes to defend herself and others around her she is very fierce and tough.dont underestimate her she has a very strong soul and gives off positive vibes.
by Unicornsandkittens November 17, 2019
A man that just wants a krispy cream donut and a ps5 to call it a life well lived .a man that will sing Christmas 🎄 carols all year long . A man that will say he is cracked bur simply is not .
Big pot yes sirrr-Nathan gomez
Big pot yes sirrr-Nathan gomez
Omg it's Nathan gomez
by Sikis431 November 23, 2021
by SarahBurns August 13, 2022
A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.
Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it
by Give my goat a penalty April 16, 2024
I'm so happy about selena gomez finally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
I'm so happy about selena gomezfinally she got first nomination in Grammy I'm so glad about her she's a incredible person and singer too they already organised mental health issues to help to get back own self.....hi urban dictionary it's me Salman Khan now I'm happy to subscribe your news channel,
by Itz_salman__o_O November 24, 2021