A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
by Morphine Child January 20, 2004
Get the Penis Goblinmug. A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.
by Josh Packer November 3, 2008
Get the Cock Goblinmug. by bradman491 May 5, 2009
Get the goblin pornmug. A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).
Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!
Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023
Get the SARM Goblinmug. A vagina that is so gruesome and scary looking that it just might detach itself from the body and beat you to death
by The Iceman November 15, 2004
Get the Pink Goblinmug. An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
by DarkFinn March 3, 2018
Get the zipper goblinmug. by KoyoRed January 20, 2020
Get the Sock Goblinmug.