fridge amnesia

The act of checking ones fridge for nibbles/munch not finding anything checking the entire kitchen then going back to fridge hoping something has appeared.
This act is most likely performed several times before settling for a less favourable snack of giving up entirely.

Lillian: what's Agatha doing?
Doris: she has fridge amnesia again.
lillian: that's forth time tonight
Agatha : damn it ill have to have an apple

by Random Doris December 16, 2014

Fridge Headbutter

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.

Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!

Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!

Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.

by Kingmaster007 August 21, 2011

fridge time

Time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

Spicy Fridge

is an oven

bro 1: yo, where’s the pizza, my g?
bro 2: i put it in the spicy fridge, my g.

by fpsarktik November 12, 2019

Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator

The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)

by El Craigo April 15, 2008

Even the fridge

An alternative phrase to use when you want to say "same"

Friend 1: "I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here"
Friend 2: "Even the fridge"

by Bast1llefan May 2, 2018

fridge poetry

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.

by Ali_b January 23, 2007