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People with Trans Derangement Syndrome have been trained to have an extreme adverse Pavlovian response to anything suggesting 'trans'.

The mere utterance of the word trans or they/them bypasses the higher-thinking circuitry of the brain and triggers the primitive rage centres to go off.
Person 1: “is JK Rowling ok? They seem mentally unwell”

Person 2: “no, seems like they have a serious case of trans derangement syndrome (TDS)”
by Robert_G_ September 4, 2025
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TDS

Trump Derangement Syndrome or Tower Defense- *ahem* Delay Simulator
robloxian: "Yo, wanna play TDS?"
robloxian2: "Play what?"
robloxian: "TDS, Tower Defense Simulator."
robloxian2: "Oh. Yeah, sure."
by me the when May 26, 2021
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TDS

Trump Dick Suckers are characterized by their unwavering loyalty and eagerness to please trump, often prioritizing his desires over their own. They are typically found wearing MAGA hats, always ready to suck, regardless of context or appropriateness.
“He was suffering from a sever case of TDS, and was unable to attract any women.”
by Professor H. S. Thompson October 9, 2025
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td;dr

too dumb; didn't read. Similar to tl;dr
Person A: Side effects may include: Fatigue, possibly due to anemia; Diarrhea, especially if treatment is for the abdomen. Symptoms tend to appear...

Person B: td;dr, I'm taking the pill anyways
by AnonPezos December 21, 2023
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TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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TDS

(T)rump (D)ick (S)yndrome is a medical condition where an uncircumcised penis is so small that it has the appearance of a mushroom.
I was really into a guy, but he had TDS and I have an allergy to mushrooms.
by DrunkenToothlessRedneck September 4, 2025
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td

That class is a joke I can go a little td
by bananaice January 26, 2022
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