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TDS

When a person calls a political candidate “daddy”, begins worshipping them, offers to slurp on their old orange balls, thereby becoming deranged. As they exhibit these strange psychosexual signs and symptoms, they are diagnosed with derangement syndrome.
John: Remember when he promised to lower the price of eggs? He’s not delivering.
Cliff: It’s not daddy’s fault!!!

John: Whoa buddy, easy. Do you got TDS? Are you okay?
by Randall5 January 29, 2025
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TDS

That dude has some serious TDS... I've never seen a person foam at the mouth like that before
by JustaDude12 December 27, 2023
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TD

It originally came from Tequila Dealers. But then turned into meaning drunk and out of control. If you were under TD influence then you get slightly dirty minded and the later the night gets the more TD you get.

You can blame saying things late at night that you regret on the TD.
"Oh my do you remember that TD conversation from Dubai"
by KokoroYoshiTD August 21, 2016
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TDS

Trumps deep state, where Republicans have stuck their heads.
Bob is a conspiracy freak he believes the insane lies he has his head stuck up TDS, Trumps deep state
by Ftpjoe July 11, 2021
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TDS

A condition also known as Trump Dick Sucker. Somebody who loves to suck Trump's dick, either literally or metaphorically. People with TDS will believe anything Donald Trump says and will hurl insults at anybody who disagrees with him, no matter how reasoned their arguments are.
John: "Historically, enacting high, broad tariffs has only worsened economic situations."
Paul: "You just hate anything Trump does because you're a bitter bidenette!! Biden was going to enact tariffs, too!"

John: "I never voted for Biden, either... I think you might have TDS."
by thaddeusk April 2, 2025
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TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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That class is a joke I can go a little td
by bananaice January 26, 2022
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