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Cleaning carried out daily in some areas, weekly in others and never in some others.
Cookery classes carried out daily, expecting guests to make their own lunch and dinner while hostess is sitting on the kitchen table supervising.
Guests are always welcome when wishing to come from a nearby village/city to London for a weekend break or for a week or so from more distant destinations.
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Person 1: Really? I've heard some nice things about that place.
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