TAOT

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"The Arbiter of Truth", or wikipedia.
Anything wikipedia says must be true. Right????

Bob: Senator John Doe would make a great president. I hope he runs in 2012.
Adam (doesn't know who John Doe is, looks up on TAOT): Well, I see here that John Doe is a fascist communist and sleeps with farm animals.
Bob (under breath): "why am I discussing this with Adam?..."

TAOT by sρäagen March 12, 2010

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TAOTRIC

A group of fierce individuals that dominate/massacre kids and/or adults in the game of dodgeball

TAOTRIC really whooped our asses in that tounament last month.

TAOTRIC by DBake August 11, 2008

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TaoTao#0006

TaoTao#0006 is the BEST person on earth and if you talk to them you’ll feel like you’re talking to an ANGEL

“have you talked to TaoTao#0006?”

“no but I wish cause they’re literally an angel”

TaoTao#0006 by notTaoTao April 19, 2021

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taotaowang

taotaowang is the cutest and most asian man you will ever meet. taotaowang can often be seen either watching hentai, or doing his homework. taotaowang has a good sense of humor but is pretty retarded so he cant make a good use of it.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there? He's so cute!!"

Girl 2: "OMG, thats taotaowang!"

taotaowang by Real Evan Robson March 6, 2022

taotu

Some random nigga who jerks to pretty sammy

Milf ; Oi do you know who the fuck is taotu

Tyrone ; some random nigga who jerks off to prettysammy

taotu by Kiss my lips April 9, 2022

TaoTao

TaoTao is a Chinese company that supplies cheap, poorly built ATV's, Scooters, and other off-road equipment. Due to TaoTao's poor quality, it is not unusual for their products to malfunction and/or leak fluids.

"Hey man, why the hell is my driveway covered in oil?!"

"Dave brought his fucking TaoTao over..."

TaoTao by tarylbody123 July 21, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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