A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.
Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.
by HBeck June 24, 2018
Get the swiss cottagemug. The act of ejaculating into someone’s belonging and rolling it afterwards. Mostly used as a vengeance after a breakup
She cheated on me and she left her sleeping bag at my place. I swiss rolled it before she picked it up
by PocketLewis March 23, 2021
Get the Swiss Rolledmug. Common man, I'm sick of these pumpings, why is my team Swiss siege.
*Looks at leaderboard and sees Russ 0-7* come on man, quit being Swiss siege.
*Looks at leaderboard and sees Russ 0-7* come on man, quit being Swiss siege.
by Razwankrazelchuck April 14, 2019
Get the Swiss Siegemug. 1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer
Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well
2. a lubricant manufacturer
Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well
I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up (954) 725-5502 which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead
by th.unda August 3, 2020
Get the Swiss navymug. by Swiss saucepan March 11, 2019
Get the Swiss saucepanmug. by mplshd October 20, 2021
Get the Swiss Slidemug. by Swiss duck April 20, 2018
Get the swiss duckmug.