monke swim

when the monke is swimming

Non celebrity as a joke:I hate monkey swim
Cool guy: its monke swim, and you cringey
Frick dude/me: Bruh ban Non_celebrity_as_a_joke1938

by Frick dude! February 23, 2022

Nigga Swim

When your at a party or club or any event that's so crowded you gotta nigga swim through people just to get to where you want to be.

Josh: Yo bro how'd that party go last night?
Cody: Bro it was so crowded you had to Nigga Swim just to get through.
Josh: Wow that's insane!

by Yamashi May 24, 2022

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 17, 2010

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

by Swim coach Nyberg June 09, 2019

Swim Team

A group of people who are devoted to doing what they hate. they really love it but they really hate it! Practice is every morning and you get no fucking sleep! Swimming is very easily the hardest sport and people think it is very easy! shocking!

hey can you hangout this week? no sorry I have swim team every morning and night with lifting in the middle of the day.

by Tuhhhh6969 July 02, 2018

adult swim

A block of shows on Cartoon Network that are rated PG or above. A great block to watch if you're tired of cartoons for kids.

Adult Swim is my favorite block of programming on CN and I tape all the new stuff.

by Anime Guy May 01, 2004

Adult Swim

The time when children are not allowed in the pool. This is so adults can have nice calm leisure time in the pool without children running around and performing "cannon balls", which can be rude, and annoying.

I'm so glad it's adult swim time. I don't like swimming with kids.

by Brock Sampson February 06, 2005