surgy

Using your hand to jack someone else off and then getting a bacterial infection on your hand.

Holy crap, Brent needs surgery because he performed surgy on Bubba.

by Dr. SurgyMaster March 19, 2004

surrealistic pillow

Album by Jefferson Airplane. The number one selling album in 1967. Great hits such as White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, Today, My Best Friend, and Plastic Fantastic Lover.

Q. Do you know any good Jefferson Airplane albums?
A. Yea, Surrealistic Pillow is their best

by Henry March 17, 2005

sorry joker

One who tries to be slick. A person who is a let down. Someone who is lazy. Anyone that doesn't do what they're told. Someone sneaky. Someone who doesn't do things the correct way. Someone lame. One that doesn't play their cards right.

Don't run, you sorry joker!

by Dustin b October 5, 2005

Sorry, last cup

Being a total boss offering coffe only to say "sorry, last cup"

"You want some coffe or something?"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
"Ah, sorry, last cup"
"Ah, you suck Buscus"

by Kreasj November 20, 2011

Sorry, what?

A phrase meaning that someone clearly wasn't listening to a single word you said. Suggests apathy, bad hearing, or simply not giving a shit.

"Dude, do you want to build a snowman?"
"Sorry, what?"

"You got any idea when that chem homework's due?"
"Sorry, what?"

"Nice to meet you."
"Sorry, what?"

by Hulkbusted November 2, 2014

Sorry Sap Sucker

A very nasty person. Less often used as it’s counterpart word, mother fucker. People often use this term trying to make themselves not sound so nasty as saying, “mother fucker”, but other countries actually consider “Sorry Sap Sucker” as one of the harshest things to call someone.

“That sorry sap sucker ate the last dinner role!”
“Jeez, what a sorry sap sucker!”

by I’m that one guy January 19, 2022

Sorry mate!!!

Baldie's apology when he almost comes within 10 feet of bumping into someone walking the other way. The words are preceded by a sudden and dramatic halt in which Baldie assumes the petrified stance of a person about to be run down by a tank: leaning back with hands up in a "please don't shoot, I'm an unarmed queer" gesture. This pathetic and unnecessary posture is made more ridiculous still by a facial expression of sheer terror, such as one might display when confronted by a rabid rhinoceros that has just eaten one's children.

Just saw Baldie in the corridor.

Did you talk to the twat?

No. He was about 20 metres away but appeared to believe he'd just knocked me over. He froze and shouted "Sorry mate!!!"

Fucking bent loser.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 15, 2010