turd surgeon

Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!

by dan1582 September 6, 2013

Spectrum Surfer

Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.

what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.

by elguapoindustries January 8, 2016

sanders surge

When you come out from nowhere.

The Sanders Surge could give Hillary trouble.

by ASlateReader April 24, 2016

Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.

Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer

by Sackitch May 25, 2016

Glory surfer

Someone who gets the glory from someone else's achievements. They dart around looking for ways to get recognition from others hard work. The surf the wave of glory without doing the hard yards themselves. The same person is likely to undermine the person who has actually put in the hard yards.

The politician was a real glory surfer, turning up to the Anzac day march just for the photo opportunity. After the photo shoot, he went back to his office and disproved funding for the monument stone to be refurbished.

by ynneBBenny May 1, 2019

wealth surfer

Young adults or teens who are obsessed with “Ultra High Net Worth Individual” kids and want to live their lifestyles.

Oh look, Michael is a wealth surfer, he’s been at Josh’s 12 million lake house all summer. He stopped seeing Joseph who only had a 5 million lake house when he met Josh.

by Dow30000 September 19, 2020

Crowd Surge

A crowd surge is when individuals in a large group make a sudden or rapid movement within a confined space, sometimes resulting in people being shoved or even trampled. It's different from a stampede, in which individuals move toward a single direction, often in a state of panic or confusion.

The fatalities occurred whilst Travis was performing on his Utopia Mountain stage on the opening night of the festival which is held annually in Houston’s NRG Park.

Reports claim the injuries were a result of a crowd surge

by Xzelix November 6, 2021