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Taco Bell Suprise

When you take a taco bell chalupa and place it on a girls vagina. You then fuck it in to her. After you eat it out while she sucks on your dick licking the sauce off it
Dude last night went to taco bell and got a taco bell suprise
by catipilarbunny May 2, 2009
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Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.
I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.
by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006
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suprise sex

Waking up in bed with you partner and realizing you having sex whilst still half asleep, both unaware you were doing it.
Tara talking to Sheryl: DJ and I woke up this morning having suprise sex, I was shocked but enjoyed it very much!!
by sheryl williams December 24, 2007
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Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)
"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
by Flipzomg August 24, 2008
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suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag
by TravisMaty February 28, 2011
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arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"
see above
by francis May 28, 2003
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soar beaver suprise

when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.
wow tank gave vivona the meanest soar beaver suprise.
by dan jeffers November 9, 2004
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