Serbian Sideshow

The act of stabbing/shanking somebody in the side, stretching out the wound and proceeding to have intercourse with the wound. Adding insult to injury

Rob was disrespectin me big time, so i gave him a Serbian Sideshow He'll never forget.

by Joey B.D. June 16, 2010

sidestepping

when memembers of the female sex take off their shirts and walk sideways for a line of boys while standing at an arch. This usually turns into a competion. the male memembers decide who does it the best. BIG MISTAKE.

To win his effection, I particpated in a sidestepping competion.

by I know anything and everything January 2, 2006

Smides

a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.

Wow, that lady has a nice pair of smides.

by bean jackson November 26, 2018

Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012

Both sides of the moon

It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit

Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon

by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016

Playing all sides

Fucking with peoples lives, turning them into disaster.

If Lindsay's plan was to turn people against each other, from friends to strangers, she did more than what was necessary to accomplish that by playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.

The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020