by D4rkMag1k February 24, 2017
She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.
by Ieatducks March 11, 2016
The kindest, quietest, funniest, sweetest, most loyal, most lovable, most kissable, most passionate and perfect woman I've been blessed with knowing. If you don't have a Heather like MINE, you need to get your whole life in order A.S.A.P.!
by Jstuffalot January 17, 2019
a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.
by klovecincy November 09, 2015
A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather
by Always_Killen_It_💯 June 01, 2016
by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003
When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014