Streaming

The ability to enjoy audio and video in 5 second chunks via the internet.

No mattter how fast your connection streaming always stalls.

by Matchstick Man July 4, 2007

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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 3, 2005

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scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004

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Stemming

A situation in which the consumption of alcohol has caused the "higher" brain functions to cease leaving only those operations controlled by the brain stem such as heartbeat and breathing.

Wow man, look at Joe. After that twelve pack he is really stemming (sitting in a corner drooling)

by Craig A. Burnside December 3, 2005

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Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

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