you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

Sprinkles

A person that likes cinnamon sprinkles blown in their face. Acts insane , spastic, stubborn and annoying. A egotistical prick.

Tim is acting like sprinkles again at work.

by sprinkles_hater May 30, 2011

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

Spronkles

Spronkles, Often referred to as "Jimmies", are the oblong shaped abominations people call sprinkles.

They are Not sprinkles because sprinkles are sprinkles and these are n
Not that

Spronkles are usually considered to be used as an ice cream topping, while sprinkles are for decorating baked goods

They ran out of sprinkles at the store so I had to buy these Spronkles instead

by Generally A Gamer January 21, 2021

titty sprinkles

titties with freckles all over

Yo dog you see them titty sprinkles on that stripper?

by Z Felds October 22, 2007

Fanny Sprinkles

The crusty deposit left around the genital area when a women either gets excited and gets moist or after sex when her vagina is ripe with fanny juice and seamen, the Fanny Sprinkles are the dried seamen or womens cum, which is picked off and sprinkled elsewhere. men can also get fanny sprinkles after sex when the womens juices are still around the penis and dry.

hmmm Fanny Sprinkles make a good ice cream topping!!

by 8RaM October 17, 2006