Steveism

Steveism is the religion of believing in a second, higher Earth once you die. If you gain enough knowledge and insight on Earth you will be accepted to a higher earth of more developed beings.

If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.

There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.

Steveism is cool

by Oxphus August 11, 2018

Stevie

She is a really nice person Shen hasn’t a beautiful personality and she also amazing person you will fight with her but let her go she is really fun to be around she also has big boobs lol and she can She a big noob and she also really likes me a lot

See Stevie she hasn’t nice eyes

by Steevo June 9, 2019

Stevie

A mega simp for people and a mega Cutie as well. He won't admit it though. He will fight anyone who says he is cause he likes to hide the truth

Did you see Stevie the other day?

Yeah he's a mega simp

by Sleepybear January 25, 2021

The Stevie Wonder

when you are having sex from the back, right before you are about to let go of your load tap the girls shoulder and cum all in her eyes

she is mad at me today because i gave her the stevie wonder last night

by green onion January 15, 2009

Springboard Stevie

When a male is scanted and the force of the trouser's downward motion causes a recoil of the penis.

we gave john a springboard stevie last night, it was hilarious!

by oskar bravo December 13, 2009

Stevielynn

Someone who has one of the best sense of humors. always wears a smile. beautiful inside and out. definitely one in a million and hard to find. a person who is highly intelligent, but not too bright. If you ever find one, hold on tight.. Your in for a ride with this one.

"Oh that Stevielynn, She's something else isnt she?"
"Ohhh yes she is"

by Chinatowncheech August 27, 2011

stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.

"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"

by stealthy_2005 January 2, 2009