mexican standoff

1) A standoff. As used today "Mexican" is pointless & the phrase makes no sense. Do you ever wonder why it isn’t called a Canadian or Bulgarian standoff? Also note nearly all the other definitions in this lexicon that start with “Mexican” are unflattering to the culture.

2) Early to mid 20th century S Texas term for a rout. Colorful language used by the profoundly racist (white) Texans of that era. The joke being that in a fight, the Mexican always runs away and later explains that his lack of injury was because "We just stood & stared at each other for a while and then went home."

1)Too silly to use in a sentence.

2)In a scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," the killer rabbit quickly turns the skirmish into a Mexican standoff as the terrified knights obey King Arthur's order to "Run Awaaay!"

by Ramon Adams May 3, 2006

SANDOS

Students Against Narcotics and Destructive Oriented Situations

Last week I went to a SANDOS meeting.

by h4x0r January 23, 2003

Sandos

L33t Way to tell someone to suck your dick

Your girlfriends hot yo, Ima ask her to sandos...

by Bl33zil January 29, 2003

standover tactic

When a person stands directly over a toilet so they are not required to lift the toilet seat to urinate. This practice is most commonly employed in disgusting public toilets, such as those located at freeway rest stops and in nightclubs.

"Man that toilet is disgusting, I know you're desperate to pee but don't go in there!"
"Nevermind bro, I'll just use the standover tactic, she'll be right!"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

SANDOS

an invitation for the detrimentally lame

h4ax0r can SANDOS

by -g0tstyle? January 27, 2003

SANDOS

simply put-a sandwich

your mom can sure make a mean sando

by estephanies August 24, 2005

SANDOS

Suck a niggas dick or something

Yo, you just gotta SANDOS.

by JJ Sweater October 22, 2018