Sprakking

When you take a midget and tie them to a firehose and turn it on full power so they spin around like a human sprinkler.

Rachelle was sprakking that midget so hard he still has water dribbling from his nose

by greenfrog September 4, 2013

Spanking Balls

When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.

I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.

by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017

Spinning

When someone keeps lieing to you to prolong something or to bluff u out

She keep spinning me like i dont know what shes doing, i know all the LIES AND TRICKS

by Djr1100 June 7, 2018

Spanking

Spanking has 2 definitions

Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum

Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.

<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€

by Uglybitchxoxo October 10, 2020

A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.

If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

by Cap Number Pi October 9, 2008

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

spinning a record

A term given to describe the act of a woman masterbating by rubbing her fingers back and forth on her clitoris.

Man, my girlfriend loves spinning a record when I'm watching.

by Running_Wild May 18, 2017