slam and scram

Taking a female to poundtown and then promptly leaving her, so she has a chance to contemplate what just happened.

Will pulled another slam and scram. Again. What a manwhore.

by janibachua May 9, 2011

scrambling lizard

When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.

Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard

by Phylup May 1, 2006

Egg Scrambler

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007

Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls

i gave my wife a dirty texas scramble

by OllieTheolive February 2, 2009

clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before

My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!

by sgdgdg March 5, 2008

shrambler

a massive light pink humanoid with teeth that occupie most of the head, and are angled upward. it also has the abliity to genarate lighning

after I riped through that hell knight with my shot gun, I emtied my nails into that shrambler!

by Shrambler March 31, 2003

seramonie

fuckin' hot badass chick. see also "sjtar."

Did you see Seramonie the other day? woo wee.

by seramonie September 4, 2004