soiree

A pretentious word to make a party sound fancy.

People pretending to be of a higher class than others.
Typically an evening party.

At the soiree at our estate we invited only a select group of douchebags.

by Moses232123 March 29, 2014

Kill the spare!

:)

What you say when you don't want someone around. Namely the Cedric Diggory(ies, s?) of the world. Found in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.
and more importantly, in the internet cult favorite musical, A Very Potter musical.

Harry/Darren: 'Cedric, seriosuly, screw off. You're just this spare guy who noone wants around. You're such a spare! "
Quirrel/Voldemort/Brian/Joe : KILL THE SPARE! AVADA KEDAVERA!

by InomRedVines August 28, 2010

spare ribs

It doesn't matter what it is, you can't touch them.

You can't touch the spare ribs!!!

by Ky March 18, 2004

Shirey

The most breathtakingly beautiful, amazing and perfect girlfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. Her Gray/blue eyes fill your heart with warmth. her smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from her lips. She makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. she's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. She can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for her to hold. She calms you with her gentle touch and her incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave her amazing embrace.

Shirey is the most wonderful person you will meet

by Hi I like you October 18, 2010

spare coochie

(n) an extra vagina, or an extra supply of vaginas

Hey bro, you got any spare coochie? I need to fix my fridge.

by bakedcandle October 19, 2018

slired

to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.

john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day

by wankasaurus rex February 21, 2005

The Shire

The place you float off to once you start toking.

"Hurry and light my blunt man, can't wait to get to the shire!" hobbiton lala land toke marajuana broccoli

by marvin890809 September 24, 2011