Skip to main content

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
mugGet the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack mug.

Death Sentence

A great movie starring Kevin Bacon, Garret Hedlund and more. The family man and senior vice-president of the insurance company Starship Capital Nick Hume lives a comfortable life with his wife Helen and his sons Brendan and Lucas. While driving back home with his son Brendan after a game of hockey, Nick stops his car in a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood and he witnesses his son being murdered by the punk Joe Darley in the convenience store. When the prosecutor tells the grieving Nick that Joe would get a maximum of three years in prison, Nick tells the judge in court that he has not recognized Joe as the killer of his son. In the night, Nick goes to Joe's place and stabs him to death. When Joe's brother Billy is informed about the death of Joe, he summons his gang in a war against Nick with tragic consequences.
"You just made a death sentence"
by Risown March 4, 2009
mugGet the Death Sentence mug.

In/Sent Ratio

The ratio between your received texts (inbox) and Sent texts (outbox). If your outbox has more texts than your inbox than you are probably a loser whose friends don't wanna text you back. If you inbox has more texts than your outbox, you probably have friends and are cool.
Karl: Dude! I feel so great right now I just checked my In/Sent Ratio and it's 146:130

Kevin: That's awesome!
by RT Master February 8, 2009
mugGet the In/Sent Ratio mug.

sent down

The judge said that in view of my past record he was going to send me down for a seven stretch.
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
mugGet the sent down mug.

Senti-motional

(Adjective): Describes a person,situation or thing that makes you feel sentimental and emotional at the same time.

Kind of being between emotional and sentimental without being too much of either.
Example 1: The slide show at the end of Prom was amazing. It made me all senti-motional.

Example 2: I couldn't help but feel a little senti-motional when the Bo-Sox won the world series last season.
by Omzie Gomzie April 7, 2008
mugGet the Senti-motional mug.

Sentence

A set of words that is complete itself. Contains a subject and a predicate and conveys a statement, question, exclamation, or command.
Type and example of how it’s used in a sentence…
by Ms. PHAT December 4, 2021
mugGet the Sentence mug.

Sentichrissy

Super cool TikToker. Unproblematic and is literally super kind.
Sentichrissy is one of my favourite mutuals.
by frenchfriesloveu May 24, 2022
mugGet the Sentichrissy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email