Shasty

A person that mixes fake news and real news and conjures a Shasty Chronicles story to confuse the shit out of his co-workers.

Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."

by Slayer Rulez February 16, 2023

sastler

An Alabama sister

“Sastler is pergent again for Funeh”

by thelegolink October 1, 2023

MIGEL SASTRAWAN SUGIARTO

Just a normal human. He is smart and hot. He is an introvert but once you get close to him he'll call you fat. A husband material. He never think twice about a relationship and

"Woah look at that white boi"
"Huh? Thats just MIGEL SASTRAWAN SUGIARTO"
"Ohh shit he's hot"
"Whatever but for ur information he already hace 6 wives"
"Let be the 7th then"

by YYEEEEEEEET HAAAWWW April 11, 2019

Smaste

When something smells like another thing tastes.

Bleu cheese salad dressing smastes like paint.

by Julia January 3, 2005

spastic gangbang

Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine

the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang

by myk January 28, 2005

shasta

A drink that is found today at Big Lots or Dollar Tree.
It's 4 for $1.

It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape... let's rock!

by King Saladbar January 16, 2011

Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.

J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."

by jayseven May 5, 2005