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snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)
According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.
by antie nae September 27, 2011
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snarf

When you are drinking something and you laugh and the drink comes out of your nose instead of swallowing it.
Ahhh, I just snarfed my soda because you made me laugh!
by skiperson101 December 4, 2016
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Snarfruncle

A cute little creature that will drain the life out out of its victims as it scratches them to death. Mystical69Zebra named the creature Hunger, from Elder Scrolls Oblivion, a Snarfruncle.
"I summon thy, my Snarfruncle!"
by Mystical69Zebra May 14, 2017
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snarful

When your nose is congested:..
My nose is all snarfully.
by Sheila j hazelet November 10, 2017
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snarfing dubes

Smoking cannabis. Originates from the Netflix original TV series "Disjointed".
Tae Kwan Doug: I can't have the degenerates outside of my dojo snarfing dubes
by Semore Dixin-butts February 20, 2018
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snarf

Snarf the cat from thundercats
Snarf is a cat
by The real lord chungus January 15, 2019
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Snarfington

An absolute snake that just snags everything.
That snarfington snagged my juul right when I got here and finished the pod...
by Meandering Mollusk July 25, 2019
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