Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2005

snapperized

To be bitten by a females "red snapper"-her pussy.

Man, I was snapperized by that bitch!

by tippy lee September 19, 2004

shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

Snapper

a dangerous turtle to stay away from...

Fu*k! That snapper just took my finger off!!!

by mindy June 6, 2003

red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.

The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.

by red snapper pro May 27, 2004

Snappagus

An exclamatory phrase used to replace the clichéd "snap"

Raven: I turned him into a grape? OH SNAP.

Maria: Oh Raven, get with the times, you sound like my grandpa.

Louisa: I know! OH SNAPPAGUS

Andrea: bro, that's my word. You grubnubber.

by ohsnappagusyougrubnubber March 6, 2011

snagpacks

when your balls are stuck to your leg

Brandon had a snagpacks while he was wacking it.

by Brandon Graber January 27, 2007