Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.

it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf

by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011

smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024

smokin skins

The act of screwing large numbers of sluts in a short period of time.

I was definately smoking skins last weekend.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic

Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic

"Smokin Opps In Da Honda Civic" - Bob Belcher

by TOWH May 29, 2024

Smokin’ Hot

A girl who loves history, cleaning, kids, reading, food, good music, and is probably the most attractive girl you’ve ever seen

“Man did you see bella?”

“Yeah she’s Smokin’ Hot!”

by Persistent chap December 18, 2023