A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.
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by Kornfan09 April 28, 2009
Get the Slabheed Stalker mug.Josh was being slabby as he ate thai food and played madden all day. If your name is Josh or you know a person named josh your chances of being slabby increase.
by Neal Omohundro January 9, 2008
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To put it simply;
A slab=a skank
To put it simply;
A slab=a skank
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Get the Slab mug.a slab is a name for a car originated in H town texas. crawling is the effect when swangin. on other words, driving a car reeeeaaaalllly slowly because your drunk from purple drink.
"they dont know about sippin or, they dont know about slabs that crawl," Bun B in paul walls' 'they dont know'
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Instead of using offensive language, Mark pulled out his penis and gave Lucy a trademark slabadash in the face, leaving a large red inprint
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