SMINGER

Smelly minger

You sminger!

by Tracey Allen February 10, 2009

Smudgens

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

by mf34890n May 27, 2010

Sminge

The act of smiling and cringing at the same time

Person 1: *tells bad joke*
Person 2: *sminges* *awkward forced laugh* good one

by FuckTheWorld April 20, 2015

Smudge

Local retard

Usually bums ‘jakes’

Whoa smudge has had that finger up his nose since this morning

by Kenneth Branagh February 16, 2019

Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

smadger

Smadger.Noun.Is it a smudge?is it a badger? no, of course not. Its a smadger.

Guy 1): Dude! Look at that smudge!
Guy 2): No way man! Thats so a badger!
Guy 3): Erm, i think you're both mistaken. I do belive that that's a smadger.
Guy(s) 1+2): You have to be different don't you.

by Lewis Palmer August 17, 2006