Sloppy Joe

When a guy eats a girl’s poop and then proceeds to eat her out.

Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.

by BigSlop January 15, 2018

sloppy joe

Getting you dick sucked

Man I just got some sloppy joe last night

by Chingchong43 September 13, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024

Sloppy Joe

Form of diarrhea that has bits of non fully digested food in it such as "corn"

Dressbuck ate Mexican food and later that day when he went to the bathroom he had "Sloppy Joe" spilling out of his anus.

by Dressbuck January 24, 2018

Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021