slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.

I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.

by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010

slimy eleven

The two lines of snot that run out of your childs nose when they have a cold or sinus infection. It can be any color.

Ugh! Did you see that kid licking the green slimy eleven out from under his nose? His mom and dad need to get a tissue and clean him up!

by misanthropist123 January 26, 2011

sliding slits

Two men that interlock their dick slits for pleasure or for when two women are scissoring.

Dude,those guys are getting super sweaty from sliding slits!

by OnlyGhosts March 8, 2015

slimy stef

When your boyfriend, who isn't your boyfriend yet but will be, busts a load in your vagina and you decide to exact revenge for the wet willy he gave you earlier by scooping his load up with your fingers and sticking it in his ear.

Girl 1: Hey, have you claimed that boy as yours yet?
Girl 2: Yeah, I gave him a big slimy stef last night!
Girl 1: daaaaamn, you nasty.

by slimystefreceiver December 14, 2017

Slideshow Editor

A person on Instagram who claims to be an editor but doesn’t add any transitions, effects, colorings, or any retouching of the sort to their clips. Their edits get thousands of views and are very overrated compared to edits that people have actually put effort into. You will most likely see them editing Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction or Cher Horowitz from Clueless. They won’t edit photos because it would be obvious it’s a slideshow. They are basically the “I’m not like the other girls” of editing.

“I am not a slideshow editor! I just like to make my edits simple! Anyways, what song should I use for my Mia Wallace edit, ‘You Know How We Do It’ or “Chamber of Reflections’?”

by moldytoast September 27, 2019

Slide Sniffer

Someone who sniffs slides in children’s parks, basically a pedo that’s to scared to sniff children’s actual bums.

“Did you see that guy, yeah I know right he was such a slide sniffer”

by Crackhead Craig November 8, 2019

sawhorse slider

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)

Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!

by goodcook January 3, 2010