by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014
Get the Sleepmug. I'm sleeping
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 3, 2022
Get the Sleepingmug. Sleep is what keeps you from crashing your car.
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO
by moonlxghts September 3, 2017
Get the sleepmug. by Shasha86 May 22, 2014
Get the sleepmug. Sleep is a sensation when you ignore the world and try to think of a better place (dream). You lay completely still and hope for a few hours of peace. This is often better in pairs, in the form of cuddling!
by Tired College Student October 2, 2012
Get the Sleepmug. This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
by Feebz November 11, 2014
Get the Sleepmug. I sleeped in my bed
by GrayPandora August 22, 2020
Get the Sleepedmug.