juelz santana

That boy that squeeze hammers.
Human Crack in the Flesh.

19 yr old kid killin the streets right now. Ye hes back like cooked crack.

Santana's that boy that squeeze hammers AY! CHYEA CHYEA!

by PSXy April 9, 2005

santa clarita valley

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009

santazon

A person who orders, fulfills or delivers Christmas gifts from Amazon.

Look, the UPS truck is here! I wonder what Santazon is going to bring me for Christmas!

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santazon is coming to town!

by AE Wildturkey December 20, 2012

Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck

If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock

by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Santa Barbara

A jewel on the Californian coast, truly like no other. The weather is beautiful 24/7/360, the people are decent, the ocean and the Santa Ynez mountains surrounding it are beyond words.
Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.

Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.

Santa Barbara. Its the last beautiful city in California.

by edwin May 15, 2004

Slanted and enchanted

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

by sabatian eather December 15, 2012