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guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.
"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"
by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016
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Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
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skid bit

A bit of time spent in prison. Short bursts of time served under a year.
Before joining alcoholics anonymous, he could always be found at Rikers serving a skid bit.
by Rdukes October 28, 2017
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skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
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lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant
Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard
by Richard November 26, 2003
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Skid Pig

A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.

However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.

Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
by Operator Duck June 14, 2023
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Skid Mark

That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark
Is that skid Marks dope pipe? Must have fell out of his pocket while fucking his cousin.
by BamBaLamSlamma June 23, 2023
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